YEAH NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is rejoicing among the angels in the Presence of the LORD
Luke 15:10
There is Rejoicing in the presence of a Man in Texas too!
What an incredible DAY!!!! Thanks for sharing it with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gordon d
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I was baptised tonight!
by ness21 inyay!
i was brought up as a j/w and my mum stopped going when i was a teenager.
i tried to get back into it as an adult but spent more time in the bible studies arguing, so i kind of realised after a few years it was going nowhere.. spent years just studying on my own cos i couldnt find a christian organisation i felt i agreed with and stayed clear of church cos of so called.
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A Very Proud Grandpa showin' off! ---Pics----
by gordon d inour little princess turned one year old today!!!.
..... just wanted to share a photo of our pagan ritual with all my new friends.
plus, since i'm always the one behind the camera, there are very few pics of me.. ----- of course, my dad couldn't come.... after the invitation was sent, i didn't even bring it up.... it just breaks my heart!.
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gordon d
Thanks everyone for the kind words!
It's nice to know that she really IS adorable and that I'm not just looking at her with star-struck-puppy-dog eyes! OR.. maybe I should say puppy-dog "EYE"... more on that later....
A special thanks to JWDaughter for making my night...but RUINING my day!!!! I'm embarrased to say that I must have read your comment 5 times before strutting my (now big-headed) hunk of non-eye-hurting-man-ly-ness off to bed... Of course, my wife was already asleep and wearing her "Don't even THINK about it, CONAN!" pajamas... so off to sleep I wen't with my head deflated just enough to actually fit on the pillow...
This morning, One more look at the post, for an ego boost before donning clown make-up for a 4 hour visit to a Houston Hospital. Not 20 balloons into the gig, I placed a heart shaped balloon in my mouth ( A Big-Time NO-NO!... Use the hand pump!) to quickly finish off a little girls "Globo de Amarillo, Verde, y Rosa Princessa Flor con Corazon" when POW!!! It blew up right in my eye!!! I spent the next 45 minute on the floor of an ambulance with two EMT's irrigating my eye with saline solution through a nasal canula tube.... one opening in the eye and one opening alternating between my nose and my ear! Laying there, two thoughts came to mind... [One]..Next time, wear the Spiderman suit, no matter how ridiculous I look in it... and.... [Two} Don't dwell too long on innocent phrases about "not hurting someone's eye's!".... Karma, God, or irony seem to have a way of placing things back into equilibrium by biting you on the ass at just the right time..... I guess the world doesn't really need another cocky middle-aged jerk.... Maybe I'll just strip down, look at the old guy in the bathroom mirror, and stay here in "reality" the next time someone says something sweet!
Thanks again guys.... I'll keep an eye out for ya!
Maybe I can get on "Wheel of Fortune"--------- "Vanna... I'd like to buy an eye!"
Damn!!! ... One eye and I STILL crack myself up!
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Just for laughts # 3
by The Lone Ranger inlittle white rabbit.
a precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,.
"excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?".
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gordon d
LMAO!!!! THANKS!!!
The same little girl later goes trick-or-treating dressed like a pirate.
At the first house, a little old lady opens the door and hears,"Twick or Tweet... Im a Byrit!"
"Oh My! arent you a cute Byrit!... but where are your buccaneers?"
"Dare undur my buckin-hat..Lady...now wheres da buckin candy???" -
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Sounds like someone wants to see the inverted-pantsless-elephant-man impersonation!!!
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I am so angry
by hambeak inmy partner hambeak is a great guy.
i have known him over 20 years.
he is the most kind and gentle person i know.
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gordon d
You can have 100's of people love you, and still, one jerk can say something that ruins your whole day. Even among spiritually minded people, there are lot's of people that make up the different parts of the "Body of Christ" ... I guess some just aspire to be the a$$hole!
Have you ever noticed how some people are like "Slinkies"???
They really don't serve any useful purpose.. but you still can't help but grin when they tumble down the stairs!
Please give him a big hug from us!
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Breaking it to my grandparents
by AirDuster inso i've been deciding for the past year or so whether or not i want to stay in this religion, and i have decided that i do not.
i plan on telling my grandparents (whom i live with) this very soon, possibly tomorrow.
of course i can't be just like "i don't want to be a jehovah's witness anymore", but rather "i don't believe in this anymore, and here are the reasons why".
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****but they've got things the MOST right. Then he turned around and said thats why we need to stay in the organization if we want to truly worship God.****
DAMNIT Airduster!!!!
You need to warn people before you post crap like that! ....... Does anyone here know how to get puke out of a keyboard?????
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A Very Proud Grandpa showin' off! ---Pics----
by gordon d inour little princess turned one year old today!!!.
..... just wanted to share a photo of our pagan ritual with all my new friends.
plus, since i'm always the one behind the camera, there are very few pics of me.. ----- of course, my dad couldn't come.... after the invitation was sent, i didn't even bring it up.... it just breaks my heart!.
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gordon d
BABA... "The One" doesn't demand your worship... your completely undivided attention will suffice! That... and lots of Fig Newtons!
Hey Abandoned, Please tell your Dad "Happy Birthday" from all of us...
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"Pleasant anniversary of the date in which your infant body successfully traversed the birth canal"
Whichever is appropriate!
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A Very Proud Grandpa showin' off! ---Pics----
by gordon d inour little princess turned one year old today!!!.
..... just wanted to share a photo of our pagan ritual with all my new friends.
plus, since i'm always the one behind the camera, there are very few pics of me.. ----- of course, my dad couldn't come.... after the invitation was sent, i didn't even bring it up.... it just breaks my heart!.
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Actually Baba.... she is the first of her generation, born at 1:11am on 11/11.....
she IS "The One"
I tried to get em' to name her "NEO"...but NO!!!
I've been thinking about making a video of her dodging green peas and squash, set to the Matrix soundtrack (like Neo did the bullets) If I can make it work, it'll be TOO CUTE! -
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A Very Proud Grandpa showin' off! ---Pics----
by gordon d inour little princess turned one year old today!!!.
..... just wanted to share a photo of our pagan ritual with all my new friends.
plus, since i'm always the one behind the camera, there are very few pics of me.. ----- of course, my dad couldn't come.... after the invitation was sent, i didn't even bring it up.... it just breaks my heart!.
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Our little princess turned One year old today!!!
..... just wanted to share a photo of our Pagan ritual with all my new friends. Plus, since I'm always the one behind the camera, there are very few pics of me.
----- Of course, my Dad couldn't come.... After the invitation was sent, I didn't even bring it up.... it just breaks my heart!
There was NO promoting of her worth above all others...NO revelry of the awful world that she has to grow up in... NO asking for the heads of prophets on platters... and NO sacrifice of Puppies... Just a beautiful day to gather with family and celebrate the first whole year of one of Jehovah's most precious little gifts.............
I Just Don't get it!!!!!
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Thanx for the puppy love
by LiLSpark inmy mom let me read the thread you guys wrote about my puppy.
i just wanted to thank each and every one of you for the love.. my mom just sucked me into the boards i always use her id so i think i'm going to need my own now .
sorry for all of your animal losses i read a lot of interesting stories, the puppy is burried in the backyard and so are my two bunnies, my grandma's dog, two other dogs baby kitten(s) a full grown cat, and an iguanna.
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Hi Sparky... with your approval, this is for Sage:
Hi Sage,
Your Mom let us see the VERY cute pictures of you as a fairy.... You are probably the prettiest fairy that we've ever seen. I especially like your Tyra face!
I'm very sorry about your puppy getting sick... Most of us have had to say goodbye to our pets at some point in our lives so we might kinda' know how you're feeling. It's never easy, and you still cry even when you're a really, really, old, (40) man..... But hopefully, you'll never have to be a really, really, old man.... It's not as much fun as you might think!
As far as getting more pets in the future... I do have one suggestion that helps me. Since just about all pets do seem to die from time to time. From now on, I will only have pet Chickens! You will still be sad when they die but instead of burying them, you can cremate them... then you don't even have to call it a funeral.... you can invite your friends and call it a Bar-B-Q!
Bye-Bye,
Gordon